My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Randomize
