I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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