i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
high people should be assigned attendants
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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