TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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