i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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