...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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