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(609): View more from New Jersey

I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.

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(315): View more from New York

im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor

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(303): View more from Colorado

No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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(312): View more from Illinois

You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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(513): View more from Ohio

You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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(727): View more from Florida

We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet

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