Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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