I will die if light touches me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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