we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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