WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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