Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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