What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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