Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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