When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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