You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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