she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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