I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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