look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
