I wish you could order shots online.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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