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This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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