look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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