At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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