She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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