I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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