Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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