It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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