...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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