ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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