Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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