Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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