I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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