tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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