Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I have demons in me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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