The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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