R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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