Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this just has baby written all over it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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