I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
