quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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