Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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