Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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