Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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