I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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