She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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