you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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