you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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