awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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