Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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