: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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