So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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