The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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