I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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