She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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